Valentine’s Day, is one of those ridiculously hyped up holidays that never lives up to its expectation of being some extraordinary great time. Valentine’s always pretty much felt like any other special pre-planned night. The only difference is you don’t have to compete with a million other couples out there trying to get reservations for the same restaurant.
Finally tomorrow is Valentine’s day and you probably are still thinking of being in a fairy land with your lover right, well lets get this straight ones and for all. Here are realities you wish were not true.
The big date
Expectation: A nice, romantic night by candlelight at your favorite restaurant, night club, or beach with your partner.
Reality: All the restaurants are not booked but you will be stuck at home because something came up for your partner. You only find yourself watching Netflix on the couch…like you do every other night.
The whisper of sweet nothings in your ear
Expectation: Your partner will say something extremely sweet and romantic to you before they head out for the day.
Reality: They’re like, “Hey, babe, can you remember to lock up i might come home late today? Thanks!”
Special Valentine’s flowers
Expectation: Flower delivery for your significant other at work = romantic gesture.
Reality: Hundreds of thousands of other people have the same idea and your partner is thinking a bunch of flowers is old fashion. Guess what he is still thinking about what to get you. Blink of an eye and its the 15th of February…..
Trying something new and sexy
Expectation: Whipped cream on body = amazing foreplay.
Reality: Maybe you want to stay indoors and do your own thing, instead of foreplay another person calls to take her out. Now that’s not amazing foreplay.
You’re going to look so damn hot
Expectation: You’ll have extra time before the date to pick out your best outfit and make yourself look more awesome than usual.
Reality: after struggling to take a neat outfit, the only compliment is ” You looking okay hun,”.
Expectation: You’re going to wear some incredibly sexy lingerie you picked out weeks in advance and you’ll have the best sex of your life.
Reality: One party is angry the other party is late or “am not in the mood,”
You’re going to be SO in love
Expectation: To feel more in love than ever at the end of the night.
Reality: You basically feel, more or less, the exact same.